How long do cats live if you forget to feed them?

Last week my neighbor Bertha asked me if I could take care of Mr. Bo jangles, her ugly *** Persian cat while she went to Jamaica so she could have with black guys only because she is heavy and the white guys don't really care for that. Anyway, I think it was wrong of her to ask me. First of all she is on the second floor of our building when I'm up here on 4. It's not like she is right next door or anything. And then her cat has to take a pill every day. I didn't know this, but to give the thing a pill, I have to open its mouth and try to throw it in... and that cat has sharp fang teeth. Anyway, I went downstairs the first day and fed it but could not get it to take the pill. I put it on a napkin, I even tried putting peanut er on it, but he still did not care for it. The next day was Thursday, and I forgot to go downstairs because the Amazing Race was on, and then our microwave broke. Then Friday I was going to go down stairs but my friends Steven and Marion called. Steven looks like that guy who said Lindsey Lohan has fire crotch in that Paris Hilton TMZ video. Marie looks like those girls you see on an online dating ad. But me, Steven and Marion had the best time ever! we didn't come back till Sunday, and now I'm scared to go down because I'm worried if the cat died. My friend Kim lives next door from Bertha and said that the cat was crying real loud like a growl. I got really worried now, but I can't really trust Kim. She wears a pad under her stretch pants you can literally see the outlines, she even got sent from work because of it! Do you know how long the cat will live? I've misplaced the keys when I was out with Steven and Marion, and Bertha comes back tomorrow night. I don't know what do do. Help.